oil, schmoil

Being the Republican that I am, at first I wasn't worried (I have always been worried about the sea turtles), but now I'm starting to get a little perturbed that my tanning oil may not be the only oil that's joining us at the beach this year.  But on the plus side it would take care of the shark breeding grounds that have developed off the coast.

I'm beginning to worry that come September our vacation will look like this

instead of this

Which leads me to my next point, has anyone suggested to BP that they turn the knob righty tighty to stop the flow of oil? Sort of like shutting off the water when you work on the sink? You'd think during construction there would have been a shut off valve installed at the source of the oil in the ground.

C has suggested I call the President to let him know.