coca-cola: a hierarchy

My caloric beverage weakness is coke.  I was thinking about it in the shower the other day (where I do my best thinking) and I realized it's C's fault I like coke so much.  I remember paging at an LCMS Convention (maybe 2001) and having several free cokes a day. Other than Fresca, I'm not really a pop lover, but I can't say no to cokes. 

That being said, I don't just like any coke, here's the order in which I like them.

1. Glass Bottle Coke - THE BEST

2. Aluminum Can Coke - There's something about the tin-y taste that I just love. 

3. Fountain Coke - The best carbonation of any coke

4. Plastic Bottle Coke - Not even ok in a pinch. Why even have a coke at all?

5. 2-Liter Coke - Only acceptable when at a gathering/cookout/church event.